The president might search the recommendation of associates and associates, however he made the choice on his own and even contacted and interviewed potential candidates on his own time. As there are some good points about many of them, which nonetheless aren’t sufficiently numerous to render any one among them eligible, as an entire, our respectful recommendation to the young ladies is, to hunt for a younger gentleman who unites in himself the most effective qualities of all, and the worst weaknesses of none, and to guide him forthwith to the hymeneal altar, whether he will or no. And to the younger lady who secures him, we beg to tender one brief fragment of matrimonial recommendation, chosen from many sound passages of an identical tendency, to be present in a letter written by Dean Swift to a younger lady on her marriage. But with each exploitative journey anchored by their best friendship, the jokes they make at the expense of others (interns, New Jerseyans, Method Man) appear downright sympathetic. And deign to make me still your care.
We had been to make for Chigwell in four glass coaches, each with a trifling firm of six or eight inside, and a little bit boy belonging to the projectors on the box-and to start from the residence of the projectors, Woburn-place, Russell-sq., at half-previous ten exactly. As we hold that such wild expeditions ought to by no means be indulged in, save by people of the smallest means, who don’t have any dinner at dwelling, we should always indubitably have excused ourself from attending, if we had not recollected that the projectors of the excursion have been always accompanied on such occasions by a selection sample of the young ladies’ younger gentleman, whom we had been very anxious to have a chance of assembly. At length, a short silence occurring, the young ladies on either side of the younger gentleman fell all of a sudden fast asleep; and the younger gentleman, winking upon us to preserve silence, gained a pair of gloves from each, thereby inflicting them to wake with equal suddenness and to scream very loud. It was fairly delightful to see how he ate and drank, whereas one pair of honest palms poured out his coffee, and one other put within the sugar, and one other the milk; the remainder of the company ever and anon casting angry glances at their watches, and the glass coaches,-and the little boys wanting on in an agony of apprehension lest it should start to rain earlier than we set out; it might have rained all day, after we were once too far to turn back once more, and welcome, for aught they cared.
We were all in a state of great mortification and uneasiness, when one of the little boys, running into the room as airily as little boys normally run who have a vast allowance of animal food in the holidays, and keep their hands continually compelled right down to the bottoms of very deep trouser-pockets after they take train, joyfully announced that Mr. Balim was at that second coming up the street in a hackney-cab; and the intelligence was confirmed beyond all doubt a minute afterwards by the entry of Mr. Balim himself, who was acquired with repeated cries of ‘Where have you ever been, you naughty creature? We arrived on the place of rendezvous at the appointed time, and found the glass coaches and the little boys quite ready, and divers younger ladies and young gentlemen looking anxiously over the breakfast-parlour blinds, who appeared not at all so much gratified by our method as we might have expected, but evidently wished we had been any person else. Ladies, ladies, the throwing-off young gentlemen are sometimes swindlers, and all the time fools. As now we have placed before the young ladies so many specimens of younger gentlemen, and have also within the dedication of this quantity given them to understand how a lot we reverence and admire their numerous virtues and perfections; as we have now given them such sturdy reasons to treat us with confidence, and to banish, in our case, all that reserve and distrust of the male sex which, as a degree of general behaviour, they cannot do better than preserve and maintain-we say, as now we have achieved all this, we feel that now, when we have arrived on the shut of our process, they might naturally press upon us the inquiry, what specific description of young gentlemen we are able to conscientiously advocate.
AllA Erawa Viacad was not given bail due to this so-called psychological insanity. Grinding, chattering, circling, the rote phrases, hastily modified, the string of declaratives, overshadowed by adjectives that appear to stand apart from the textual content as an entire, that have to be juxtaposed and reiterated and taken back and put forward again in order to precise anything in any respect, like a binary chain of tiny, exhausting affirmations and negations making an attempt to approximate one thing extra advanced, squirming, like on a hook. They promise each other by no means to inform a soul of what happened and finally have sex. When couples are utilized in an advertisement, the intercourse roles performed by each associate also sends out messages. Without in any manner committing ourself upon this level, now we have merely to observe, that we are ready to obtain sealed gives containing a full specification of age, temper, appearance, and condition; but we beg it to be distinctly understood that we don’t pledge ourself to simply accept the best bidder.